GACKT goes bananas

I was shopping at my local 業務スーパー　(wholesale supermarket) and suddenly I stopped in my tracks.  GACKT is now hawking bananas?!?

Apparently so!  And in typical GACKT style, they include supposedly authentic phrases which convey his true feelings about these amazing bananas.

"This springy texture is unequaled."  

"I shall never eat another (company's) bananas."

Thus sayeth GACKT.  Unfortunately, all the bananas there looked like they'd seen better days...